January Sale now on!

Posted on 12th January 2012 in General moaning, Released Works

For this month only you can now get a 10% discount off all items in my digital store. This includes my remixes, original works and my entire back catalogue from Ninja Columbo Records. Just enter the discount code “schmohawk” when purchasing to receive your 10% discount. Enjoy :]

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Milk Bottles

Posted on 15th November 2011 in General moaning

This is a very laid back cover version I made of Agent Elf’s track, Milk Bottles. Unfortunately the original song didn’t get recorded before the band split up, so this maybe the only version that ever gets made public. Milk Bottles by Agent Elf (Scheme Boy cover version)

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Undead Ronin (aka Scheme Boy & The Teknoist) live at Bangface’s 8th Birthday Party 14/10/11

Posted on 9th September 2011 in Gigs

Happy to announce that The Teknoist and myself will be unleashing our new Undead Ronin live set at the upcoming 8th birthday party for Bangface in London on Friday October 14th 2011. Expect lots of laptop mashing from me and lots of brutal turntablism from The Teknoist. Big. Fat. Rave.

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Now signed to MethLab Bookings & Artist Management

Posted on 9th September 2011 in General moaning

I’m very proud to be part of the new roster at MethLab Bookings. Not only for my solo show but MethLab is also the exclusive agent for my new live show with The Teknoist, now known as Undead Ronin. Click on the pic to check out the new MethLab site and the full roster. There’s a few exclusive mixes on there as well, so dig around for some exclusive content!

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Japan Earthquake Appeal April 28th 2011

Posted on 4th April 2011 in Gigs


I’ll be opening up the main room at The Centrifuge & Splutter’s Japan fundraiser, to be held at the Metal Works (previously the Electrowerks) in Islington, London.
Full details can be found here

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Scheme Boy – Ribstep FM 26/03/11

Posted on 4th April 2011 in Mixes / Sets


This was my first appearance on Ribstep FM and is also pretty similar to the set I recently played in the Sustained Records room at Jigsore in Lakota, Bristol. I moved this set from my soundcloud as it was killing my allowance. You can download the set directly from here.

Track List:

The Glitch Mob – Fortune Days
Saeg – Computer Music (Opiuo remix)
Noisia & Foreign Beggars – Contact
Opiuo – Glottal Stomp
Cursor Miner – Dressed As A Clown
Phoenecia – Y-Intercpnkt
Cursor Miner – Foxfux
The DJ Producer – XTC 2002
Monster X – Werewolf Gangbang (The Teknoist remix)
Machine Code – Audio Assault
Speedy J – Actor 9
Hellfish – House of a 1000 Kick Drums
Scheme Boy & The Teknoist – Wet [Bent Grannies]
Mr.Kill – Aerodynamit Punx
DJ Hidden – Earth Cry
Dolphin – The Death of Theocles
Scheme Boy & Tugie – Untitled #2
TriaMer – Hospital
Noisia – Machine Gun (Spor remix)
DJ Hidden – Scintillate
Broken Note – Channel Zero
Ophidian – Abandon
Current Value – Frogger
Epsilon – No Try
Igorrr – Melting Nails (Rotator remix)
Scheme Boy & Randomoidz – Tequila Mockingbird
Silent Killer & Counterstrike – Supremacy Bleeds
Scheme Boy & Tugie – Untitled #3
Lucio de Rimanez & Cooh – Each of Us
Dolphin – Soul Cannibal VIP
Igor – Gangbang (AK Industry remix)
Gancher – Midnight Flashback
Tugie – Noizi Beggars

Thx to Sustained Records for their hosting.

Enjoy :]

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Live at Lakota, Bristol 12/03/11

Posted on 16th March 2011 in Gigs, Mixes / Sets, Video

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Jigsore vs Rutfuk @ Lakota, Bristol, March 12th 2011

Posted on 11th February 2011 in Gigs

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Bandcamp store now open

Posted on 29th December 2010 in General moaning, Released Works

Yes, after all the recent agro with the illegal distribution of my mp3s, I am proud to say that the official Scheme Boy digital download store is now open. This is the ONLY place where you can buy my original Ninja Columbo tracks digitally, all of which have been re-mastered. I am still waiting for the artwork to be completed for The Scheming Ninja Anthology, but the tracks are all available for the impatient among you. You will also find my releases from Sustained, Rancorous and Bang-a-Rang records, as well as a few free ones.

Support your artists, buy high quality, straight from the source!

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Audio Sickness: Revised

Posted on 14th December 2010 in General moaning

In response to Audio Sickness’ recent online statement…

I’d like to thank Audio Sickness for ceasing to trade my work on their site. That was all I ever wanted in the first place. Just a shame it took 6 weeks and a soured friendship to come to the right decision.

Despite standing by every word in my original post, I am happy to remove it and until I hear any different from Audio Sickness, I will now regard the matter closed.

Thanks to everyone who got in touch over the last week. I appreciate the support guys!

Scheme Boy

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